Thursday, September 29, 2011

That's Dedication

Things have been going great with Black Sail and the alliance as a whole. I have to admit that I had some serious concerns a few months ago that a fail cascade was imminent. We were on horrible terms with everyone in our home system. One corp had just left our alliance and appeared on the verge of joining up with our reds. Our enemies seemed to have the skills and numbers to make us miserable and the kb/activity level was proof that things were headed south.

So I called the move and we went to a new area. It was a rocky start and we lost several members and a few more went inactive. Luckily we got an infusion of new members to Gray Sail and our more experienced Black Sail members did a good job of learning the ins and outs of our new home. We got whipped a few times before we got a feel for our new enemies but the dynamics of the area favored us.

Now things have done a complete 180 from before. Every night shows a large number of pilots logged in. We have a very very high retention rate and our killboard is rocking. Most importantly, people seem to be having a lot of fun when they are logged in. I think this adversity had caused us to bond and we are now working very well together. If you are reading this and you are looking for a fun laid back pirate corp, you may want to check us out. We roam. We gate camp. We do high sec suicide ganks. We make strange homo-erotic comments to each other in vent. It's a blast!

How do I know morale is high? Because one of our members got our corp symbol cut into his hair.
At least that is what he tells me is it. It could also be a hockey mask with wings. Either way, that's dedication! Now if I can just convince everyone to get Black Sail tattoos...




Saturday, September 17, 2011

Pandemic Legion in the house

The big boys have come to low sec and it's getting interesting.

Yarr Collective moved to Egghelende a few months ago and it seemed like a fun stop. Our major problem was Bane alliance but they usually didn't come in system in big numbers and seemed content to pick off corp members who were sloppy on gate camps or while sitting still at a safe. It was actually a good thing because it kept us on our toes.

Then the faction warfare corp Quantum Cats moved in and things got more difficult. While Q-Cats were especially aggressive, they had numbers. Combine them with Bane and we were usually outnumbered 3 to 1 in Egg. This was frustrating but it was also good for the corp. It got us roaming more and we began getting more kills outside of our home system. I figured Q-Cats were only going to be around for a short period of time then we would go back to just dealing with Bane.

Then Pandemic Legion moved in next door in Amamake. I heard that Q-Cats got their asses waxed by them and suddenly Q-Cats was nowhere to be found. I guess they didn't want to deal with being hotdropped every engagement. So it's back to dealing with Bane. Things are back to normal for us in Egg with the exception that PL members will sometimes stick their heads in Egg. When that happens, things get interesting.

We were on a short BC roam the other day in Auga when we came across a PL Hyperion baiting on the Amamake belt. I put a cloaky in system and saw a Rokh and Abbadon on the other side. There was no way we were going to engage PL in their home system so we headed back towards Egg. As we jumped in Siseide I noticed the PL battle ships jumping into Auga and giving chase. I had everyone jump into Egg and dock up with the intent of getting some bigger ships in case they came into system.

I put a cloaky in Egg on the Siseide gate and waited. A hurricane jumped into Egg and a PL rapier and Falcon uncloaked. The PL battleships jumped in and engaged the Hurricane and started taking gate guns. We all undocked and warped to the gate and jumped on them. A few off us had reshipped to Tempests so we had decent firepower plus we had a Falcon come with us. The Rapier bugged out and we were able to kill all three PL battleships while only losing a battlecruiser. It was a great fight and I felt pretty good about it. However I knew that we would be seeing more of PL.

They came back the next night with a bigger battleship fleet and killed a couple of our battlecruisers so I figured it was over but the following night there was an Exequror Navy Issue sitting on top station and one of us engaged it. The rest of our gang warped in to whore on the killmail assist our corpmate when a cyno got lit and 6 capital ships hotdropped us.

It's going to be interesting to see if this going to be a common thing with PL. I wonder how long they are staying.

Friday, September 2, 2011

The continuing adventures of Ragebear

My previous post detailed a funny reaction by one of our alliance carebears to getting ganked. I had hoped that this guy would calm down and start to try to learn the Way of the Flashy Red. Unfortunately it seems his temper is just too short. Someone made the mistake of calling him "Ragebear" in alliance chat and we were off to the races once again. Here is the hilarious chat. It should be obvious but the Ragebear is Amun Akris.


[ 2011.08.27 04:34:25 ] Amun Akris > You're all fucking bitches.
[ 2011.08.27 04:34:41 ] Amun Akris > This "ragebear" is going to come back and kill you all. Don't quit EVE. It will take time.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:12 ] Amun Akris > And yea, a carebear in a pirate corp. FUCK THAT. Hence, I'm quitting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:31 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Really? What'd we do to you besides give you a home?
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:38 ] Amun Akris > Now kindly lick the most sickening part of my unwashed ass, you no-life griefers.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:58 ] Kasdeya Vetis > y u mad tho?
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:26 ] Amun Akris > Yea. Well. You gave me a home...and talked mad shit about me...
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:31 ] Amun Akris > That NEVER makes anyone mad.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:39 ] Amun Akris > Ragebear?
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:40 ] Amun Akris > Seriously.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:52 ] Kasdeya Vetis > to be fair, that was only after you flipped out over a very insignificant event.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:58 ] Amun Akris > Tears? Not tears...a promise of vengeance. I'm going to kill you all.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:09 ] Captain Octanis > *ahem* its a game mate
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:16 ] Amun Akris > Yea
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:17 ] Amun Akris > It's a game.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:22 ] Amun Akris > But you're really a douche. So sad.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:32 ] Amun Akris > And if I can't kill you in real life, I will do so in game.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:41 ] Captain Octanis > heh you dont know me bruh, been here for 3 days
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:54 ] Amun Akris > I don't have to. You want to be a pirate.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:58 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Is this like one of those action movies where the hero slinks away defeated in the beginning, and then comes back at the end all Boss?
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:03 ] Amun Akris > From what I've seen... Pirate = Douchebag
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:19 ] Captain Octanis > pirate- pewpew
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:33 ] Amun Akris > You kill things because you can. Usually weaker, less skilled things.
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:39 ] Amun Akris > Because you lack balls to kill real shit.
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:09 ] Kasdeya Vetis > or, because we make more profit from weaker shit. duh.
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:13 ] Captain Octanis > HE MAD, REAL MAD BRO
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:33 ] Amun Akris > Nice, Octanis. Very original. Please use a meme that isn't driven into the ground?
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:47 ] Captain Octanis > ok, man the fuck up and get over it- its a dam game
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:57 ] Kasdeya Vetis > How many lions do you see jumping other lions when there's gazelles all around? You can't actually be that dumb.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:00 ] Captain Octanis > and thats CAPTAIN.... octanis son
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:05 ] Amun Akris > I will. I'm going to kill you all.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:06 ] Kasdeya Vetis > savvy?
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:19 ] Amun Akris > Lions don't kill for money.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:27 ] Captain Octanis > gonna need moar tear cans...
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:35 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm envisioning some of those Dragonball Z angry anime lines beinhd you when you say that, just so you know.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:41 ] Kasdeya Vetis > It makes the threat more epic.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:46 ] Amun Akris > They don't kill fictional people in fictional worlds to sate their lack of self-satisfaction in the real world. Do not equate lions with video games. That's retarded.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:49 ] Aesomere > Don't forget to add the bounties
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:59 ] Amun Akris > No. No bounties.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:07 ] Amun Akris > I'm going to kill you myself. And the bounty system is fucked up.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:13 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U68g2dK43M4
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:16 ] Captain Octanis > ^^^ amun
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:22 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I recommend less talk, more pew pew.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:29 ] Aesomere > Amen
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:35 ] Amun Akris > I recommend you gobbling a bowl of steaming cock.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:45 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I mean, you're starting to look like a windbag.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:55 ] Kasdeya Vetis > You're not in politics in real life, are you?
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:17 ] Amun Akris > I'm trying to get kicked out of this bullshit corp.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:31 ] Amun Akris > Forceably ejected.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:32 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Somebody is logging this, right? This is gonna be epic on the blog.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:42 ] Amun Akris > Oh, and make some enemies. I don't have any. That's not very interesting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:46 ] Captain Octanis > and what do you plan to do after? mine us to death?
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:55 ] Aesomere > I can't believe your so pissed u lost that measley 1 mil
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:55 ] Amun Akris > I have 0 mining skills
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:05 ] Amun Akris > Well, 1 mill is a lot when you only have 3 mil
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:06 ] Captain Octanis > well then, thats gonna take a while to kill us
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:07 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Who has enemies in a video game besides butthurt little kids?
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:28 ] Amun Akris > I do.
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:30 ] Kasdeya Vetis > You want me to lend you some cash to get a ship that won't melt in five seconds flat?
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:32 ] Amun Akris > It's more interesting. More challenging.
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:41 ] Aesomere > Whenever you decide to come after us, we'll be here
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:47 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:49 ] Aesomere > and then you'll rage again
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:49 ] Captain Octanis > IS THIS YOU?!!!
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:56 ] Amun Akris > Don't underestimate the "ragebear."
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:03 ] Amun Akris > After all...a carebear...is still a bear.
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:26 ] Aesomere > type care bear in google
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:37 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I don't think anyone has any estimating to do here. You've made it plain you're a raging idiot.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:00 ] Aesomere > those look more like teddy bears stuffed full of gayness
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:01 ] Kasdeya Vetis > lol at the vid, Cap. I like where he has to stop to take breaths.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:06 ] Amun Akris > Oh really? Since you know me from my online interactions? That makes you an expert.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:14 ] Amun Akris > On me.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:18 ] Amun Akris > You know EVERYTHING about me.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:25 ] Amun Akris > I'm an idiot because you pissed me off?
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:36 ] Aesomere > How did we piss you off
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:41 ] Amun Akris > I get angry...and somehow that makes me less intelligent.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:43 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm guessing I'd need a swinging 12 inch black cock to be an expert on you, but I know what I've seen so far.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:46 ] Aesomere > im not the one who popped your hauler
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:46 ] Amun Akris > Makes NO sense...
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:56 ] Amun Akris > I am a female...so yea...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:09 ] Amun Akris > I don't swing the other way....so penis is where it's at...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:12 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzs ... =relatedoh wait here you are
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:25 ] Kasdeya Vetis > It's hard to tell with the hood.
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:38 ] Captain Octanis > XD
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:38 ] Amun Akris > Rightttt....
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:41 ] Aesomere > chicks dont play eve anyways
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:46 ] Amun Akris > Heh...ok...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:54 ] Captain Octanis > oh so playing the gender card now eh?
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:05 ] Amun Akris > Hijos de la reputa chingada madre que les pario...
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:07 ] Captain Octanis > "oh wait you're a woman, we should let her rant away at us!"
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:27 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Unless you're coming to my house to blow me, I don't really care if you're male or female. Well, scratch that. I probably wouldn't care then, either.
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:37 ] Kasdeya Vetis > The point is that I don't care.
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:42 ] Amun Akris > Io sono molte cose...mas stupido non e uno...
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:45 ] Captain Octanis > LMAO
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:23 ] Amun Akris > Captain, your links are not watched. As long as you're aware...
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:33 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I used to have a "make me a sammich" gif around here somewhere, but it's probably a moot point.
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:45 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm watching his vids, and they are hilarious. Keep posting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:53 ] Captain Octanis > io parlo italiano troppo
[ 2011.08.27 04:49:37 ] Aesomere > yes, women should be in the kitchen
[ 2011.08.27 04:49:44 ] Amun Akris > E? Da mi un baccio sul culo...
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:00 ] Kasdeya Vetis > or on me bouncy penor. boing boing boing
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:08 ] Amun Akris > Or in an office making translating for a multinational corporation....
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:08 ] Aesomere > lol
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:22 ] Aesomere > nah, im stickin with kitchen
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:25 ] Kasdeya Vetis > same
[ 2011.08.27 04:51:43 ] Kasdeya Vetis > So what was it like when the ship melted around you? Was there a definite "what the hell is happening" phase, or was it straight to mega-rage?
[ 2011.08.27 04:51:59 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9oAGnK9CU
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:00 ] Captain Octanis > my fav
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:03 ] Captain Octanis > eve related
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:29 ] Aesomere > rage, revenge, then wanted to kill pirates that had nothing to do with it
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:46 ] Kasdeya Vetis > The most reasonable response possible, then.
[ 2011.08.27 04:53:14 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I take back my earlier doubts. You are definitely a chick. Not even going to ask for tits to prove it.

So he quit the corp right afterwards. We were going to try to grief him a little bit but he ran as far and as fast as he could to some distant corp. I guess we will have to wait for his revenge.