The continuing adventures of Ragebear

My previous post detailed a funny reaction by one of our alliance carebears to getting ganked. I had hoped that this guy would calm down and start to try to learn the Way of the Flashy Red. Unfortunately it seems his temper is just too short. Someone made the mistake of calling him "Ragebear" in alliance chat and we were off to the races once again. Here is the hilarious chat. It should be obvious but the Ragebear is Amun Akris.



[ 2011.08.27 04:34:25 ] Amun Akris > You're all fucking bitches.
[ 2011.08.27 04:34:41 ] Amun Akris > This "ragebear" is going to come back and kill you all. Don't quit EVE. It will take time.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:12 ] Amun Akris > And yea, a carebear in a pirate corp. FUCK THAT. Hence, I'm quitting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:31 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Really? What'd we do to you besides give you a home?
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:38 ] Amun Akris > Now kindly lick the most sickening part of my unwashed ass, you no-life griefers.
[ 2011.08.27 04:35:58 ] Kasdeya Vetis > y u mad tho?
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:26 ] Amun Akris > Yea. Well. You gave me a home...and talked mad shit about me...
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:31 ] Amun Akris > That NEVER makes anyone mad.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:39 ] Amun Akris > Ragebear?
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:40 ] Amun Akris > Seriously.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:52 ] Kasdeya Vetis > to be fair, that was only after you flipped out over a very insignificant event.
[ 2011.08.27 04:36:58 ] Amun Akris > Tears? Not tears...a promise of vengeance. I'm going to kill you all.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:09 ] Captain Octanis > *ahem* its a game mate
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:16 ] Amun Akris > Yea
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:17 ] Amun Akris > It's a game.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:22 ] Amun Akris > But you're really a douche. So sad.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:32 ] Amun Akris > And if I can't kill you in real life, I will do so in game.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:41 ] Captain Octanis > heh you dont know me bruh, been here for 3 days
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:54 ] Amun Akris > I don't have to. You want to be a pirate.
[ 2011.08.27 04:37:58 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Is this like one of those action movies where the hero slinks away defeated in the beginning, and then comes back at the end all Boss?
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:03 ] Amun Akris > From what I've seen... Pirate = Douchebag
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:19 ] Captain Octanis > pirate- pewpew
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:33 ] Amun Akris > You kill things because you can. Usually weaker, less skilled things.
[ 2011.08.27 04:38:39 ] Amun Akris > Because you lack balls to kill real shit.
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:09 ] Kasdeya Vetis > or, because we make more profit from weaker shit. duh.
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:13 ] Captain Octanis > HE MAD, REAL MAD BRO
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:33 ] Amun Akris > Nice, Octanis. Very original. Please use a meme that isn't driven into the ground?
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:47 ] Captain Octanis > ok, man the fuck up and get over it- its a dam game
[ 2011.08.27 04:39:57 ] Kasdeya Vetis > How many lions do you see jumping other lions when there's gazelles all around? You can't actually be that dumb.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:00 ] Captain Octanis > and thats CAPTAIN.... octanis son
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:05 ] Amun Akris > I will. I'm going to kill you all.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:06 ] Kasdeya Vetis > savvy?
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:19 ] Amun Akris > Lions don't kill for money.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:27 ] Captain Octanis > gonna need moar tear cans...
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:35 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm envisioning some of those Dragonball Z angry anime lines beinhd you when you say that, just so you know.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:41 ] Kasdeya Vetis > It makes the threat more epic.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:46 ] Amun Akris > They don't kill fictional people in fictional worlds to sate their lack of self-satisfaction in the real world. Do not equate lions with video games. That's retarded.
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:49 ] Aesomere > Don't forget to add the bounties
[ 2011.08.27 04:40:59 ] Amun Akris > No. No bounties.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:07 ] Amun Akris > I'm going to kill you myself. And the bounty system is fucked up.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:13 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U68g2dK43M4
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:16 ] Captain Octanis > ^^^ amun
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:22 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I recommend less talk, more pew pew.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:29 ] Aesomere > Amen
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:35 ] Amun Akris > I recommend you gobbling a bowl of steaming cock.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:45 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I mean, you're starting to look like a windbag.
[ 2011.08.27 04:41:55 ] Kasdeya Vetis > You're not in politics in real life, are you?
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:17 ] Amun Akris > I'm trying to get kicked out of this bullshit corp.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:31 ] Amun Akris > Forceably ejected.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:32 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Somebody is logging this, right? This is gonna be epic on the blog.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:42 ] Amun Akris > Oh, and make some enemies. I don't have any. That's not very interesting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:46 ] Captain Octanis > and what do you plan to do after? mine us to death?
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:55 ] Aesomere > I can't believe your so pissed u lost that measley 1 mil
[ 2011.08.27 04:42:55 ] Amun Akris > I have 0 mining skills
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:05 ] Amun Akris > Well, 1 mill is a lot when you only have 3 mil
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:06 ] Captain Octanis > well then, thats gonna take a while to kill us
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:07 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Who has enemies in a video game besides butthurt little kids?
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:28 ] Amun Akris > I do.
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:30 ] Kasdeya Vetis > You want me to lend you some cash to get a ship that won't melt in five seconds flat?
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:32 ] Amun Akris > It's more interesting. More challenging.
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:41 ] Aesomere > Whenever you decide to come after us, we'll be here
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:47 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:49 ] Aesomere > and then you'll rage again
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:49 ] Captain Octanis > IS THIS YOU?!!!
[ 2011.08.27 04:43:56 ] Amun Akris > Don't underestimate the "ragebear."
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:03 ] Amun Akris > After all...a carebear...is still a bear.
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:26 ] Aesomere > type care bear in google
[ 2011.08.27 04:44:37 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I don't think anyone has any estimating to do here. You've made it plain you're a raging idiot.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:00 ] Aesomere > those look more like teddy bears stuffed full of gayness
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:01 ] Kasdeya Vetis > lol at the vid, Cap. I like where he has to stop to take breaths.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:06 ] Amun Akris > Oh really? Since you know me from my online interactions? That makes you an expert.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:14 ] Amun Akris > On me.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:18 ] Amun Akris > You know EVERYTHING about me.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:25 ] Amun Akris > I'm an idiot because you pissed me off?
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:36 ] Aesomere > How did we piss you off
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:41 ] Amun Akris > I get angry...and somehow that makes me less intelligent.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:43 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm guessing I'd need a swinging 12 inch black cock to be an expert on you, but I know what I've seen so far.
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:46 ] Aesomere > im not the one who popped your hauler
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:46 ] Amun Akris > Makes NO sense...
[ 2011.08.27 04:45:56 ] Amun Akris > I am a female...so yea...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:09 ] Amun Akris > I don't swing the other way....so penis is where it's at...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:12 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzs ... =relatedoh wait here you are
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:25 ] Kasdeya Vetis > It's hard to tell with the hood.
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:38 ] Captain Octanis > XD
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:38 ] Amun Akris > Rightttt....
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:41 ] Aesomere > chicks dont play eve anyways
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:46 ] Amun Akris > Heh...ok...
[ 2011.08.27 04:46:54 ] Captain Octanis > oh so playing the gender card now eh?
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:05 ] Amun Akris > Hijos de la reputa chingada madre que les pario...
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:07 ] Captain Octanis > "oh wait you're a woman, we should let her rant away at us!"
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:27 ] Kasdeya Vetis > Unless you're coming to my house to blow me, I don't really care if you're male or female. Well, scratch that. I probably wouldn't care then, either.
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:37 ] Kasdeya Vetis > The point is that I don't care.
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:42 ] Amun Akris > Io sono molte cose...mas stupido non e uno...
[ 2011.08.27 04:47:45 ] Captain Octanis > LMAO
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:23 ] Amun Akris > Captain, your links are not watched. As long as you're aware...
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:33 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I used to have a "make me a sammich" gif around here somewhere, but it's probably a moot point.
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:45 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I'm watching his vids, and they are hilarious. Keep posting.
[ 2011.08.27 04:48:53 ] Captain Octanis > io parlo italiano troppo
[ 2011.08.27 04:49:37 ] Aesomere > yes, women should be in the kitchen
[ 2011.08.27 04:49:44 ] Amun Akris > E? Da mi un baccio sul culo...
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:00 ] Kasdeya Vetis > or on me bouncy penor. boing boing boing
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:08 ] Amun Akris > Or in an office making translating for a multinational corporation....
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:08 ] Aesomere > lol
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:22 ] Aesomere > nah, im stickin with kitchen
[ 2011.08.27 04:50:25 ] Kasdeya Vetis > same
[ 2011.08.27 04:51:43 ] Kasdeya Vetis > So what was it like when the ship melted around you? Was there a definite "what the hell is happening" phase, or was it straight to mega-rage?
[ 2011.08.27 04:51:59 ] Captain Octanis > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9oAGnK9CU
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:00 ] Captain Octanis > my fav
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:03 ] Captain Octanis > eve related
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:29 ] Aesomere > rage, revenge, then wanted to kill pirates that had nothing to do with it
[ 2011.08.27 04:52:46 ] Kasdeya Vetis > The most reasonable response possible, then.
[ 2011.08.27 04:53:14 ] Kasdeya Vetis > I take back my earlier doubts. You are definitely a chick. Not even going to ask for tits to prove it.

So he quit the corp right afterwards. We were going to try to grief him a little bit but he ran as far and as fast as he could to some distant corp. I guess we will have to wait for his revenge.